A Thousand Angry Midgets Weapon of ChoiceDaily 3

A Kitten Kartoon

bruno dragongem clutched his report card tightly, readying himself for the inevitable 'how are you going to ever become a successful valornian' shpiel from his mother once she saw his high marks in calculus and grammar coupled with his embarassingly obvious FAILURES in rotting hen slaying, inn zombification and home ec: giant insect cookery.

Stick-figure cartoon: a frowning bruno holding his report card on a path, his mother with a pitchfork outside their house