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The Wizard of Wool

Townspeople filling their big buckets of water at the Dundee Springs have met a most fishy site in recent days. There on the edge of the fountain a powerful, white bearded Enchanter doth perch, armed with finely smithed knitting needles and conjuring up pretty woolen creations.

Indeed, it is Kril Sturgeous, Valorn's premiere producer of sweaters, battling a fresh ball of yarn. As he hones his untensioned Kilican variant weave and completes a complex intarsia in the round, Kril shimmers with the glory of an adventurer having just slain the most terrible of beasts but the peaceful composure of a elderly wench crafting a pair of booties.

When it comes to knitting this enchanter is hardly floundering around. While others prowl the land for vile beast, Kril sits calmly making intrinsic designs using Entrelac rectangles whilst gaining ever more experience as his battling brethren do tire and ache just to become half as progressed. His skill is so magnificent, a merry John the Trainer advanced his level thrice times after receiving a complimentary red sweater with a bright nosed Demon on the front just this week.

Those interested in purchasing a custom designed scarf or pair of mittens can submit orders to Kril Sturgeous or stop by the Fountain Spring anytime.

~ Cerberus